Well it is Christmas

[Groupie]

A grandad asked his grandson what he wanted for Christmas.
"I want a bike, an iPod, some football boots and a Nintendo Wii," he replied.
"When I was a boy," said grandad, "all I got was an orange and an apple."
"F**k me!" said the grandson, "a mobile phone AND a computer?"

[sleepyj]

pmsl

[ryburn]

How times change,Merry Christmas, is the above a "cracker"? I thought so ryburn