Mr Hankey & the Christmas Poo

[Bbbananas]

... by Cowboy Timmy.

Very seasonal, very classy.. and available on Amazon & all good record shops. The perfect antidote to all those schmalzty xmas songs. I think I will go out & buy it for my mother as an extra stocking gift.... not.

[redcrx]

Mr hanky, the christmas poo
Small and brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeezin' 'tween your festive buns

[Bbbananas]

See what I mean red - class act !!

[redcrx]

get her Kevin Bl00dy wilson's Christmas song instead

[beffanwy]

it encapsulates everything christmas is and should be, don't you think . . . ?

[puddicat]

salla very funny any more verses???

[mccfluff]

love it.....

[Bbbananas]

I would - but I don't want to lower the tone on his eve of christmas. I have avoided lowering the tone now for over a fortnight - and as boring as it has been, I don't want to disgrace myself now.
(But I will be back next year....)

[redcrx]

lyrics http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk/songs/south-park/mr -hankeys-christmas-classics/mr-hanky-the-chris tmas-poo-early-50s.php

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eQF7FYAl1fo&feat ure=related

[redcrx]

ive lowered the tone :)

[zzxxee]

mr hanky classy modern bit of xmas music