my first time in the dungeon

[mccfluffy]

it cold down here, can someone send me food parcel (don't skimp on the booze i may need to bribe someone)

how long do i have to stay in here?

[legendis.god]

if i was

then youd not be on here



oooooh la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[mccfluffy]

ooo thanks BM,

so far i've found the sprouts, an espadrille and some def not clean underwear which is staying on the far side of the cell. i think i might be making headway with one of the guards though, either that or he's got a nasty twitch

[joggerjayne]

Look out for anyone whose name includes the word "lung"

and give them a

... W I D E ... B E R T H ... !!

[joggerjayne]

The guards respond well to ...

... courtesy

... respect for their authority

... polite behaviour



and of course

blatant bribery and imaginative sexual favours.

[mccfluffy]

i was getting worried till i read the last two JJ, i'll be ok then!

no luck with the invisible switch yet but on the plus side the goat seems to be happy with one of the guards

[joggerjayne]

Knobby ... Why did you take your goat off? It's so cold in there.



(are these typos?)

[bigmamma]

...or the guard's very happy with the goat !

[mccfluffy]

nooooo from where i'm standing the goats happy with the guard :-)

[joggerjayne]

I'm an old hand at being in the Dungeon.

Oh no, sorry, what I meant was ...

I found an old hand, last time I was in the Dungeon.

[mccfluffy]

eurghhhhh i'm not searching the cell till daylight now. right i'm taking mama's blanket and i'm going to snuggle up to the goat good night all x

[joggerjayne]

Knobby ... didn't Arsenal win today?

First time in weeks that I've not had money on them !

[mccfluff]

lets see if i've been let out then

[sara3]

Jayne.. I did it for you!

I remember you getting zapped while we were chatting, then started a thread, "free Jayne from the AB dungeons".

actually, I started it on Facebook when Colin's profile was zapped. there's a group I started on there called "I was sent to the FB dungeons.. and survived".

I think it's still there!