A new year i will never forget part 1

[CplJones]

This time of year always reminds
me of the time me Johny
Rambo and knuckles nobby were
stuck on a desert island. When
Johny says we are stuck i knew
it mean't stuck with a capital S.
We had no food or fresh water
and Johny turned and said to
me i will go out and try and
get us something to eat and
drink. the island was full of
wildlife and it was dangerous
to wander outside of our little
camp.
Just as it was going dark me
and nobby heard a strange sound
coming from behind the trees, we
stood silent and still , not knowing
what to do. sweat was running down
my face driping into a puddle on
the floor.
all of a sudden we heard a hissing
sound and a giant snake came from
the trees towards us. it was huge, it
was about 40 feet in length and 6
feet in diameter. its mouth was open
showing rows of razor sharp teeth.
nobby ran up to it and smacked
it with his big fist. the snake never
moved ,it just seemed to look at
nobby and lick its lip.
the snake opened its mouth ready
to swallow nobby, now nobby was a
big bloke , standing 6 foot 4 inches
in his socks. he got his nickname
knuckles nobby from the size of his
hands. when he hit someone or
something ,that thing or person hit
the ground. now nobby was about
to get eaten , the snake had nobby
inside its huge mouth when all of a
sudden a coconut hit the snake on
its head. this made the snake turn
round. then out of the darkness
Johny rambo came running .
he ran straight up to the snake and
with a flying kung fu kick . he kicked
the snakes tonsil. the snake was in
agony and had forget about nobby.

[dot.hawkes]

i remember you on Jackanory now.

[Theland1]

Where you busy playing the guitar at the time?