<i>stamps foot in aggitation</i>

[dot.hawkes]

is there in existance on this planet any software that i can add to my laptop that will make this site work efficiently and quicker?

[weeal]

we would all have it if there was Dot

[Ethel]

No

[dot.hawkes]

don't sugar coat it Ethel, tell it like it is

[jno]

AnswerBank 2.0 will solve all your problems. It'll be as good as the whizzo SAB.

[dot.hawkes]

ooooo can't wait jno, you make it sound like a very professionally and thoroughly tried and tested version, it will be much fun!!!
However, just incase you are being ironically over optimistic, i shall not be holding my breath

[Mr Veritas]

Sorry dot as others have said,no.
I wish I could speed it up too.
Maybe we should plug the AB Server into the National Grid!

[Mr Veritas]

Sorry jno,
But AB said as much when they over hyped AB Beta,and look what that led too.
Sorry to be so pessimistic,but we have been let down so much in the past haven't we?

[jno]

shame on you doubting Thomases. I have been privileged to have a sneak preview of AnswerBank 2.0 and my photo shows its sleek design and munumental capacity

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/145748842_41 37be38ba.jpg?v=0

[terambulan]

What modem r u on? Buy a wifi lappy, wifi modem and get with the program!