Elfin Safety

[Bbbananas]

Have just been reading through the elfin safety manual. Got to be one of the most boring subjects ever. It just made me think.... do you know of anyone that has actually got their hair / tie / sleeves / fingers caught in the shredding machine?
Just a thought. I might do it with my hair, just for a laugh.

[Barmaid]

I know daniela - it's these ambulance chasing lawyers who are to blame!!!!!

[daniela31]

well.......................we have all seen the adverts.

'have you recently had an accident at work?'

[Supermike]

I've got a friend who works in H & S and even has a post graduate diploma in the subject. Fortunately he is totally bonkers, like me, so he has some excuse for working with a bunch of ex school prefects whose raison d'�tre is to spoil other peoples fun.

[carrust]

The H & S @ work act ! Most of them seem to be 'tricians:-)http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003/i_safe ty_work-p1.php

[mccfluff]

i'm the H&S officer here, i'm pretty cr@p though, i can't remember the last time we had an H&S meeting i really can't be @rsed