T9 and Mobiles

[Pokerface]

My blind friend sent me a text. I was confused at first but I figured it out. Who cheated him and where did they get lucky? The text said -Logo cod Happy gave hood good. Tidy saw view ban meter raw tie moody dud. View life. View gate tie golf tidy zoo in Niamh. I hose tidy meter ball no of chain!

[Mrs Y]

John and Harry have gone home. They say they can never pay the money due. They lied. They have the gold they won in Miami. I hope they never call me again!