Is there anybody here with commando training or who is really really good at playstation games such as Tomb Raider LOL?

[haysi06]

The tiling of my kitchen floor has been started and I have been left with strict instructions not to walk on them......but....the remainder of the New Years drinkies are over on the far away worktop and I can't reach them!!

Help!!

[singapore54]

Send the smallest child you have that can take instructions. Otherwise lay a board on top of the tiles this will spread your weight. Drinkies must be retreived at all costs.

[haysi06]

Hi singapore54 - unfortunately I don't have a small child to hand. I have 3 small dogs but they don't take instruction very well :)

[jamie909]

sod it just walk over and get them.....blame it on the cat or sumthin

[jamie909]

ok then dogs

[singapore54]

Send the smallest child you have that can take instructions. Otherwise lay a board on top of the tiles this will spread your weight. Drinkies must be retreived at all costs.

Mines a red wine please.

[singapore54]

No board either??

[haysi06]

Hi jamie, I read your wee joke re 'jakey' on that other thread, very good LOL!

It would have to be a big blooming cat to blame LOL!

Has anyone got a pully, some rope and I could rig up that thingy that TomCruise did in mission impossible?? ;)

[singapore54]

HER!!!! cheek men cook as well you know.

[haysi06]

http://www.nunn-better.com/images/dog/dog-on-t rapeze-125x171.jpg

LOL

[haysi06]

My NYR was to rate answers on here but its a bit tedious so everyone will automatically have 3 stars!

[jamie909]

maybe this will reach then


http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1570/ PreviewComp/SuperStock_1570R-119506.jpg

[haysi06]

jamie....how much alcomahol do you think that I have left exactly??

;)

[bigmamma]

Have you reached it yet honey ?

[haysi06]

Hi bigmamma ((hugs)) The dogs did a 3 erm dog pyramid...wee teri at the bottom as shes sturdy, mindy in the middle and then the wee crazy one reached over and got the booze YAY

Don't know how they are going to manage to get in the drawer for the bottle opener though LOL

[jamie909]

no answer mamma-.-.-.i think she's made it

[Drisgirl]

I personally would throw the towel in but only cos I knew i was beat.

Night night x