Pursuant to observing all of you quietly for some time I have reached the professional opinion that you are collectively as insane as a coterie of newts......ah..mummy; my cigar just went out!!!!
Mwhahaha!!!! Well they say genius is next to insanity stewey, so take your pick! Had you ventured on earlier, i'm sure we could've found you a very fetching outfit for whichever ABers wedding we're pretending to attend.
Jeez, you ABers have attention spans of onion rings!
Now stand up straight, pull in your stomachs, stop giggling, & pay attention! That means you too, no-knowlwdge!!! MWBs threads do not allow ****************!
My question was...........................
"WHAT ARE YOU AS MAD OR AS CRAZY AS?
PS: Why not just use a knotted hanky as a hat to the wedding?