Good news.

[Gourmander]

The government has announced plans to help those who have been unemployed for more than 6 months. I haven't worked for 4 years, will I get extra money on top of my benefits?

[jno]

birdie, shop her. If you don't then morally you're assisting her.

Gourmander, this schizophrenia sounds quite interesting, and fairly profitable. You'd have to do a bit of research of course, but it has definite possibilities. If you can make a go of it, please post some tips.