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Drunkeness?!?!?!
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Pulled a bloke and went back to his house. You see thats not so unusual however when i woke up the next morning a little worse for wear i tried to find my way out of the house. i was being careful to creep down the stairs and somehow i knew that i was in a town house and i knew the way down. it was all too familar layout.
Anyway, as off my head as i still was i got to the front door and let myself out. As i walked out i looked left and saw my boyfriends (aha.. yes i had one of those !) dad getting into his car and going to work. he looked at me, with my unbrushed hair and half dressed state, and shouted for my boyfriend who was in the house. he came out and asked why i was in this lads house !
subsequently i was single that day ! but it makes me laugh when i think of it.
Way back in 1963, we spent a night out in London with two friends. We were so drunk, missed the last train & ended up sleeping in the deck chairs at Hyde Park.
When we woke up in the morning, we hadn't realised we'd been sleeping under a great big tree & the birds had been crapping on us all night. We were absolutely covered in bird sh!t & had to get a train home looking like that!
We were originally all dressed up in smart dark clothes, but looked like we'd been to a fancy dress party - we got some very funny looks!