Blind firefighters

[Lakitu]

A Priest, a Doctor, a rich Businessman and a Scotsman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.

The Doctor said, "I've never seen such poor golf!"

The Scotsman chimed in, "Och aye! We ha' been waitin' for nigh on fifteen minutes!"

The Businessman called out, "Move it you guys, time is money."

The Priest said, "Here comes George the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Hello, George!" Said the Priest, "What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

George the greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes.. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free, anytime they want to."

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The Doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleagues and see if there's anything they can do for them."

The Businessman replied, "I think I'll donate $350,000 to the fire-fighters in honor of these brave souls."

The Scotsman said, "Why kin they no F****ing play at night?"

[4winds]

I assume you're not a Scotsman!!

[weeal]

lol Lakitu is a Scots LADY

Like that one Lak

[wolf63]

Good Scottish humour.

:-)

[weeal]

aye we can laugh at ourselves no problem Wolf eh

[BillySugger]

Excellent !

[rempop]

great one!!!

[Lakitu]

No I'm not a Scotman, 4 winds, I'm a Scots woman with the ability to laugh at our own generalisations ;o)

Glad the rest of you enjoyed it x

[wolf63]

When my dad died my brother and I went to see a solicitor to get the estate sorted out.

The solicitor said that he charged �120 per hour.

"How fast do you work" asks me.

The solicitor was speechless. I still think that is amusing.

[Lakitu]

LOL, brilliant :o)

[lesblue]

Brilliant, Lakitu.

True story...... I once saw a solicitor when I tried to recoup some losses I made to a fraudulent accountant. He told me how much he charged an hour, but I noticed he had a pronounced stutter. I asked if he could charge me by the word, not by the hour.

[ChuckFickens]

like it :)

[Lakitu]

OMG Les! hahaha, what did he say?

[lesblue]

Luckily, he saw the funny side, but my ribs were bruised for weeks, as my missus was sitting by my side during the consultation.

[lesblue]

Oh, and we win. So he was worth every p..p...p..p..penny.

[Lakitu]

Hahahaha, I'm cracking up here! I'm not surprised you had bruised ribs! x