Ocean Liner.

[BockingBob]

In the early nineteen fifties the old ocean liner " Queen Mary " was crossing the Atlantic and the captain blows down the communication pipe to the engine room and shouts
"Engine room more speed" .
The stoker on the other end says " fcuk orf".
Captain "what did you say "
Stoker "you heard me the first time fcuk orf".
Captain "do you know who you are talking to"
Stoker says "No"
Captain "No I didn't think you did, well your in a lot of trouble because your talking to the Captain of this ship".
There's a short silence then the stoker says
"Do you know who your talking to "
Captain " No
Stoker "Well fcuk orf .

[crisgal]

i like it!