more Eastenders ridiculousness

[Andy008]

In the last 18 months:

Dennis Rickman, Jonny Allen, Janine Butcher, Chrissie Watts, Andy Hunter (suspected).

That's five murderers - in one small square. Former Florida resident Vicky Fowler develops a Home Counties accent overnight. Meanwhile Ruby Allen enjoys a private school education yet still speaks like a Romford hairdresser. Rosey Miller tells young Darren to go out in a clean t-shirt, to show he's from a "proper family"...whilst shoplifting from the Minute Mart. Sasha's arrival is greeted by the Ferreira lads with "She is fiiiiiiiit!!!!!" - I obviously need my eyes tested. Incidentally, I'm yet to hear of another Asian family with a Portuguese surname. Tina moves in with Pat, despite apparently having no job to pay the rent, or even putting down a deposit. Dot Cotton is diagnosed with cancer, yet a few weeks later is right as rain....Minty, aged 47, goes "out on the pull".... 

[netibiza]

Nothing wrong with going out on the pull at 47yrs - watch yourself young man!!

[milly143]

and don't foget zoe getting pregnant by dirty den who was then murdered by his own wife.

And i thought it was rough where I live!

[natalie_1982]

And the muggings......

[corganiser]

Agree with netibiza. However I have one curious observation about EE. My parents have got a hideous biscuit barrel which they've had for at least 40 years. A few weeks ago an identical one appeared in the Miller's kitchen (trust me I couldn't have missed it). Now a couple of weeks later the Fowlers have one as well. I've checked and my parents still have their one! I'm now hoping for kitchen scenes in the other houses to see who else might have one.

Whilst it may stink in continuity terms, it is at least realistic because my parents were originally from East London.

[kevh_uk]

My personal favourite at the moment is the fact that Keith Miller has started to work on Mickey's market stall to get more money in for the family and everybody is rejoicing that there are now 3 incomes coming in. Is it just me or is Keith not just getting half of mickey's wages?

[ems27]

i've always been puzzled by the fact that no matter how many houses or businesses someone has in EE i.e. Phil, Andy, Sharon, Johnny - nobody has yet been able to afford a washing machine, everyone has to go to the laundrette.

[OBonio]

People who watch this tosh and think it's entertainment are brain dead. Unfortunately, that's a lot of people.

[natalie_1982]

And the psycho Sarah bit.

[Ric.ror]

And that is why Corrie has won the best soaps - PS dont forget hardman Phil Mitchell 50 years old and living with his mother - but best of all 6 foot something Martin quaking in his boots when being bullied by the red faced overweight troll - they're aving a larf aint they ?

[soozmac]

yes, and does no-one in Albert Square own a kettle or a washing machine? No wonder they're all skint, what with squandering their cash in the Caff and the Launderette. Has anyone else noticed that Chrissie kinda looks like the dog on the cover of Beck's Odelay CD?

[natalie_1982]

You'd think that at least the B&B would have a washing machine, I mean they must have to do a lot of washing.

Oh, and the fact that Sonia marries the man who, effectively, killed her fiancee.

[corganiser]

For Obonio's sake I hope he/she never needs one of the legion of brain dead to answer a question

[GucciGal]

natalie_1982 - You are a proper EE boffin! lol  

[natalie_1982]

It's something that I probably shouldn't be too proud of!