Last night...

[AB Editor]

Hello!

I just wanted to come on and quickly say that the debauchle that was last night has been rectified.

We have no idea as to why this happened, but our reliable sources suggest that the Dep. Ed was attacked by an axe wielding viking, who in his viscious rage tried to decapitate him, but our resourceful hero used his laptop to defend himself, resulting in some button mashing and an eventual system meltdown.

The viking was last seen running naked in the Bermondsey area of London. Any information on his current whereabouts could bring this Nordic Destroyer of Question and Answer websites to justice.

Anyway, everyones accounts should be running again now!

Ed

[jno]

well, fire Deb Auchle for a start, obviously guilty.

[on.knowledge]

is the Ed suggesting S.K.Sweden was responsible?

[Gormless]

Thank goodness for that, I was near-suicidal last night, put the microwave on too high for too long and incinerated the Tupperware container of turkey vindaloo. I've had to clean the whole kitchen and the microwave is a right-off.

[logic]

Thought you was a mastercheff whiffey.

[legendis.god]

Dont worry Ed i used my ALLEGED moderation powers and as a result myself and the KNOBBBSTER survived unscathed.

Btw i left you an apple on your desk.

Golden delicious of course.



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[rabbitygirl]

...answers to the last question will probably be partly revealed in March.....

[smudge]

Cheers Ed.

[Ice.Maiden]

Forget Leggy's apple, Ed. There are some beers in the fridge.

Thanks. : )

[Harry-Wragg]

debacle - a complete break-up or collapse - or - more correctly - a breaking up of ice on a river - ok so I live up north and know about these things!

[Ice.Maiden]

Ah - no slurring this morning Harry. Take it there'll be no hangover either! x

[Harry-Wragg]

Ice.Maiden - read this in a very clipped and precise BBC accent - 'Whatever do you mean madam'

Hiya Icey - howsitgaun hen?

[netibiza]

Those damned vikings get everywhere, he was lucky he wasn't raped and pillaged!!

[legendis.god]

zacs pirshed and naked


i hope hes not up to anything with the doc


lol

[cazzz1975]

are you telling me stuff happened last night and I missed it AGAIN?? for the love of all that is waxey :(

[terambulan]

An apology wouldn't be out of place from you Ed. No explanation or confirmation that I was barred last night! I spent hours checking and re-checking my settings on the lappy - and then more time spent setting up on another pc. I desperately needed the quicky answers I knew I could rely on Abers to give.....no flippin thanx to you that I never got them!

Your're lame explanation above is a shambles and certainly not amusing and you should be suspended without pay. As for blaming Nordics....that's downright racist!!