your embarassing drunk stories?

[jayzeeburn]

I went swimmin in the local burn and my pals took my clothes.

Had to walk home in the nuddy.

With only a jumbo sized binbag to cover me bits..

LMAO!

[jayzeeburn]

fookit!!

Am invisible again!
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Ths sites a fookin joke. R0FL

[logic]

ERRR,

What was the question, ?

[steg]

just cause no one likes you, it dont mean the site is a joke

but this is a joke

This chick walks into a doctor's office and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the doctor will be with her in a minute, so she does.
The doctor walks in and take off his coat and starts to feel between her thighs. He asks "do you know what I'm doing now" and she replies "you're checking for menopause" and he says "very good".
Then he starts feeling her boobs and he asks her "do you know what I'm doing now" and she says "checking for breast cancer" and he says "very good".
Then he jumps on her and starts bonking her and asks if she knows what he's doing now and she replies "contracting genital herpes cause that's why I came to see you"

ok i'll go now

[joggerjayne]

I don't drink ... so I have no stories.

[jayzeeburn]

steg

We seemd to hav got off on the wrong foot

My bad. My posts were suspended. Again.

Good joke btw.

[steg]

cheers

[puppykins]

when I was in Brazil back packing I went on a boat party with free booze. got wasted and when I got back to the hostel I kissed the cleaner full on snogging in front of everyone. She was one very very big black girl! we then went back to her room and had unprotected sex. well my friends still bring it up.

[jayzeeburn]

yous beat mine handsdown pups ma man!