me love long time

[thai-bride]

i wash your clothes, i lick your feet, i give you corkscrew in your arse and i sucky fuky any time you want. make me horny you hairy strong west men

[gelda]

Weekend again!! How many usernames have you got Grav.

[thai-bride]

are you man from west gelda? ohhhh i like the man i want you now mr gelda. i got want you wanty come get me mr gelda

[gelda]

Sorry Grav, I'm all woman!!!

[joggerjayne]

Oh, golly ...

... a corkscrew in the bottom?

Is that enjoyable?

I'd be a bit worried about the sharp bit on the end.

[gelda]

LOL Jayne!

[thai-bride]

it to do with tong hohey

[gelda]

What's that when it's at home ?

[raysparx1]

Maybe a pineapple stuffed up your chuffer will make you happy long time, or at least get rid of the barnacles !

[joggerjayne]

What, so it's actually ...

... a tongue in the bottom?

I'm still worried about the corkscrew.

[sara3]

I just used a corkscrew to break the ice on the birdie food in the garden.

I winced.

[gelda]

You've started quite an amusing thread for a change Grav, as rude as it might be!!

[bigmamma]

Maybe she's talking about a pig , theirs is corkscrew isn't it ?

[bigmamma]

....he's *

[sara3]

does that mean, when pigs have nookie, one of them spins around?

:@)