I once watched my dad kick a kid up the backside ( not hard !!) whilst he was trying to fish something out of a pool and send him in head first!! More assault than random however!
When I lived in Tanzania, I went out to this really remote village to do some work, and I met a little boy wearing pink wellies, and huge red wooly hat and a jumper from a primary school down the road from my house in Kent... It made my week!