when did you last

[bobtheturkey]

cut your toenails?

[Gormless]

(and he calls ME interminably dull!)

[bobtheturkey]

i wanted to use that word today

[Gormless]

I didn't say anything

[logic]

Did the cats this morning.

[bobtheturkey]

what about their toenails logic?

[Gormless]

Thread is about toenails, please do not deviate.

[Gormless]

I bet I've got more stars than you.

[logic]

wheres my stars bob ?

[Gormless]

Stupid answers don't get stars

[logic]

You talking to me GORMLESS<, ? I'll punch yer lights out.

[Gormless]

OK, you're on. I'll be in the cemetery at 4pm.

[Gormless]

Above ground

[Gormless]

James Bond just fell out of an aeroplane without a parachute. As luck would have it there was another chap just a little way below who had also fallen out but had a parachute, so James caught him up, knocked him out, pinched his parachute, and landed safely next to Shirley Bassey.

[logic]

some blokes have al the luck.

[logic]

although, thinking about shirley bassey, I think i would rather have missed the parachute.