The Emperors' New Clothes?

[10ClarionSt]

People don't like to think the unthinkable do they?

Because, unfortunately, I cannot find a report about Alan Hansens' sexual conviction in 1978, then everyone thinks it didn't happen.

It's unthinkable. Alan Hansen didn't do that.

It happened before lots of you were born, so nothing happened before then did it? Alan Hansen has always been a nice presenter. He wouldn't get up to any high jinks would he? Back then, things like that were looked on as a bit quirky. Odd but funny. Remarkable but true. So it can't have happened if it wasn't widely reported can it? The nice Mr. Hansen would never flash his willy at some young girls on the beach would he? FKN RIGHT HE WOULD! AND HE DID! And he can sue me if he wants. But he won't.

[bobtheturkey]

clarion, i watched a documentary the other night about this american paedophile and one of the aliases he used was allen hansen, this is how your urban legend started im sure, you know how the Internet works if alan hansen did what you said he did and you typed his name into google somewhere there would be a link to it, there isn't because nothing like that happened.

i would hate you to be on a jury, you would convict someone despite there not being one shred of evidence and base it all on some silly story from about 30 years ago that arose because of an urban legend :)

ps come on you hammers :)

[WhiteBear]

yeh Comon HAMMMERS!! Keep hammering the Manures down the table

[Kidd72]

Wow.. and I thought you two were Littlepool fans.

United will take their rightful place at the top this afternoon.

UWS

[TCL-MUMPING]

You have made these allegations several times and have NEVER been able to provide any evidence to back it up. It may be that he has not sued you but the owners of Answerbank may be sued for publishing the allegation.

[bobtheturkey]

we just wont go away though will we :)

[tamborine]

so wot....if peoples privates are on view.....dont be so prurient! Haven't you heard of nudists? If you dont wanna look - close your eyes!

[123everton]

I don't believe it either, any red sh1te smears would plastered all over Goodison for our delectation and delight.