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[craft1948]

Is the garden a mess? Why not hire a landscape gardener in surrey.


Well possibly because I live in Yorkshire?

[sophie_1003]

Hee hee, that would be a bit silly! I saw one in our local paper that said "We can convert any loft!!!" our attic allows kneeling room only, I'd like to see them convert it into something!

[weeal]

I was drivin home from work behind a landscaping van one night and it said under the firm's name

London Paris New York Perth (but mostly Perth)

Cracker

[sara3]

I had a call at my last address, "just imagine how would a conservatory look on the side of your property?"

"pretty stupid. I'm 6 floors up."

[pastafreak]

There is often one there>>>>>
for a lady gardener in Exeter......guess that isn't much better-is it?? lol

[sophie_1003]

Theres also a Florida builder one over there--->
Sure he'd love being asked to come to England to do a job!

[puss_boots]

Best advert I have ever seen on a van is by an obviously asian builder called Rashid (sorry about spelling) it said,

" You have tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"

Excellent.

[sophie_1003]

Thats brilliant! I was impressed by a mobile barbers the other day, had never seen one before, hope they stop when hair cuttin or itd be off with your ear!

[tamborine]

Garden centre selling sheds: We do the best erections!