what would you......

[stokemaveric]

like on your gravestone as well as your name??...mine would be...''he was no gyneacologist....but he would have a damn good look''...........

[Postdog]

Loved crosswords, but was finally beaten by 6 down and 2 across.

[Schutzengel]

Here she lies, a downright, upright, honest woman.

[mrs.chappie]

I told you I was ill but you wouldn't listen.

[Barmaid]

If you can read this, you are standing on my t*ts.

[Bbbananas]

She tried....

[joggerjayne]

"Okay ... as I'm down here!"

(I know, I know ... it's taken me over a day to think of that).

[roguetrooper]

Took out the 2 biggest trolls on answerbank and replaced it to its former glory!

[joggerjayne]

Crikey !

x

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh roguetrooper - it'll never happen. Happy Valentine's Day for tomorrow.
: )

[roguetrooper]

And if i dont see any of you,happy easter,hannuka,divali,eid,kwanza,halloween,fireworks night,x-mas and new years!

[ELVIS68]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

[dot.hawkes]

^^^^^ that would cost a fortune, just put 'Missed the last train'