my mate who is not very bright......

[stokemaveric]

bought a bath from b and q.....he returned to the store the next day and complained ''that bath i brought yesterday,well the water keeps pouring out''....have you put the plug in?'' the assistant asked....''well you never told me it was electric''....my mate replied......oh well just a quick joke........lol

[NoMercy]

My sister once asked if the television ran on gas or electric - but she was only 19 at the time. My mother also once asked, "How do you do that '1471 thing'? "