Dumb and Dumber

[NoMercy]

My sister once asked me if the telly ran on gas or electric (in fairness she was only 19 at the time). My mother once asked me - telephone receiver in hand - "How do you do that '1471' thing?"
What is the stupidest question anyone has ever asked you?

[4getmenot]

what time does 24hr shut?

[sn�gged]

'buying two pots of single cream will be the same as buying one pot of double cream... right?' lol

[puddicat]

A girl at work was talking about going on holiday and wanted some suggestions,i said what about italy and talked about visting rome,she said quite innocently is that near italy i was gobsmacked and me and a mate were rofl,she said she had never been good at geography doh!!!

[Ethel]

I don't think your daughter's question was so dumb. You can get gas powered fridges and freezers, and gas powered tumble driers after all.

[NoMercy]

Thanks for that, Ethel. I'm going to memorise your answer........then I'm going to throw my head away!!
All I will say is that I thank God I inherited my father's brains!

[NoMercy]

For those of you who weren't chatting last night, there was also the woman from Chicago whom I met in the Turks and Caicos Islands a few years back. She asked me, "Where in England is Paris, France?"

[zzxxee]

we wound someone up years ago when a not so intelligent work mate was asked to go to the local diy store to get a pot of tattan paint and a skirting ladder..........

[NoMercy]

Yeah, I once sent a new lad out for a pair of Fallopian Tubes..........

[zzxxee]

soz tartan paint

[DanAB]

was in America (Cedar Point, Ohio), got talking to some woman in a shop. she asked us if we knew Laura in London.

[NoMercy]

Why do the Americans always ask if you're from London, like it's the only place in Great Britain? Do we greet every American with the question, "So where y'all from - Washington DC?"

[mrspirite]

as a coach driver,once found a mobile phone whilst cleaning coach at end of day.the phone rang,so thinking it was the owner of it,i answered it.a voice said,my sister has left her mobile on your coach,do you think you could see if you can find it please.i pretended to look and told him that i had found it.great he said,are you sure its hers,its a red one,definitely hers i said.i'll tell her to come and pick it up then,thanx for your help...What a wally.

[obNOXious]

Not really a question but certainly a stupid comment ...bought a house once that hadn't been lived in for a long time and whilst looking round with the Estate agent, came to an old coal bunker outside which was still full of coal.
"Oh great " I said since there was a fair amount of it.
"Oh this place hasn't been lived in for years, you can't burn that, it'll be too old" she replied in all earnestness.
Yeah it'd be about 360 million years old to my reckoning....silly bint.

[Aprilis]

I've lost count of the times my aunt has rung me on my home phone and asked 'Where are you?'

The most recent stupid question came from my mum who, referring to the latest Cadbury's advert with the freaky kids, asked 'How do they get those kids to do that with their eyebrows?'

I despair.

[mccfluff]

most recently i had to id some guys who came in the pub (monday night) one had id the other said ' i thought we only needed ID on the weekends'

[craft1948]

Will you marry me