A keen angler tels his wife she's going fishing with him. She complains and he offers her an ultimatum....if she doesn't come fishing she's got to give him a blow job or take it up her trumper. She opts for the blow job and kneels down. Afterwards she's screwing up her face and gagging and spitting. She tells him his tool tastes like sh1t. He replies:
Yeah...the dog didn't want to come fishing either!