I refuse to answer carrust..............each morning I have orange juice which is freshly squeezed the night before and put into the fridge for sqad in the morning ny Mrs sqad.
This morning she forgot, so I b0llocked her, reduced her house keeping and told her no more sex for three days. She begged forgiveness, but eh carrust........lay down some ground rules. "What shall I have for my tea?".....indeed.
Stoppit Carrust...you are making me very hungry...i've not had any brekkie yet....and i lurve sausages...not cumberland mind, but nice big thick pork and leek or steak and black pepper...mmmm - can i come to yours for tea? lol