just dropped my bottle of grouse we have visitors so i was trying to sneak a dram when i let it slip on the kitchen floor the mess is terrible but the smell is good
never gave it a thought used a mop told my guests that i was opening the bottle to offer them a drink only to find out none of them drink whisky only gin typically english
What a jolly good idea, house full of guests, just dropped a bottle of whisky on the kitchen floor, place smells like a distillery, I know what I'll do, I'll sneak on to the computer and tell a whole load of complete strangers.
it was a full bottle yes i have a spare one but i will not be opening it as i have to drive to glasgow airport in the morning thats if they get up in time as they are all sleepyheads will now have a cup of tea
I farted three times at 9pm, garlic-tinged chair-rattlers, the cat ran for cover and the candles flickered, but I didn't rush to the pc to tell AB all about it. I have decorum you see.
hey gormless you dont even know the meaning of decoram otherwise you wouldnt try to puyt me down however i shall lower myself to your level and say i hope when you go to bed that your dreams are all about wind because that appears thats what you are filled with