Dumping ground

[NoMercy]

What was the best, worst, cruelest or funniest way you ever dumped someone?
Did you sink so low as to employ the old "I don't deserve you" chestnut?
Or were you a complete unmitigated shyster, and dumped them via text/email?

[Bbbananas]

Always dump someone in the fashion of how you would like to be dumped - kindly, clearly, compassionately, succinctly... blah di blah di blah.
Failing that, just tell them they're rubbish at the old rumpy pumpy and you may as well revert to d.i.y. - it's cheaper and less messy.

[rinkins]

LOL JJ, always best to have some kind of ammo just in case!! he he

[joggerjayne]

rinkins ...

It sounds like a good way to keep them on their toes ... let them know that you have a good dumping line in mind ... just in case !!!!

[rinkins]

Good idea, knowing my luck I'm sure I'll need it!!! LOL

Have to think of a few more!

[NoMercy]

My ex once asked me if I'd resorted to DIY whilst with him. I replied, "Are you kidding, I've worked my fingers to the bone!"

Ok, Ok, too much information.............!!!!

[cab]

It was only a 1st date but this guy was an 'actor ' and I was bored stiff. He was so full of himself.
Told him I was going to the loo and shot out the door, as I was passing the window he saw me, and I legged it to my car and he came running after me, so I shot off.
Not at all like the dignified person I am now, quiet you lot.

[stewey]

"Oh, by the way; after you get dressed you'll find $20 for a cab on the dresser. I shan't be coming with you: I have a dinner date at nine."

[cab]

Never been on your dresser.

[Barmaid]

I have always sat someone down and dumped them really nicely and sweetly and honestly.

Mind you - there were two dates I went on that led me to act in an unladylike fashion. After the first sip of my drink my date said he would like to take me outside and **** me over the front of his Porsche (now we had not even had any smutty chat, so lord knows where this came from), so when he went to get the next drink I went to the loo and was in a black cab back to the station before he realised I was gone.

The second guy declared his undying love for me after one date. I phoned him and said it wouldn't work, but conceded (on his request) that I would be happy to stay in touch. One particular day I switched my phone on after a particularly long day at work to receive 38 text messages of increasing desperation. I decided that enough was enough and so had to write "Listen ********, which bit of "I do not want to see you again", did you not understand?"!!!!

[NoMercy]

Barmaid, did he get the message or did he continue to pursue you after that?

[Barmaid]

No he continued on his pursuit No Mercy. But after a fairly heated exchange that night I told him he was harassing me and if he didn't stop I would involve the police. The muppet replied "OK then, I won't contact you unless you contact me first"! Needless to say, I didn't!

[sqad617]

Barmaid....I didn't....I said on your porch.

[tiggerblue10]

A guy I was seeing several years ago just never called me again after a few months of dating. I tried calling him but he never returned my call. I found out the hard way I was dumped.

[NoMercy]

I got followed around by a guy in Spain. He lived opposite me, but his house was three storeys high, as opposed to my two, so he would always stand on his top floor and look down into my kitchen (where I spent the majority of my time). He was Valenciano by birth, but had spent 37 years in France, where he obviously adopted the attitude that he could go up to a woman and just put his hands on her backside! He did this to me once, and so I told him to go forth and multiply. He started following me everywhere, until a friend of mine had a quiet word with him.

[sqad617]

barmaid....left you a little resume under Relationship and Dating. re. how do men think....or something.

[ummmm]

I've never been dumped.........

[Barmaid]

lmao Sqad. OK, will have a look in a mo!