My dog used to steal my things (hairbands, scarves, socks, etc) and hide them in some secret place. One time when he got a b*ll*cking for chewing up a car seat - which I had to take out and send off to Madrid for repair - he went and retrieved all his stash and placed it in a big pile at the foot of my bed, in an attempt to placate me! Needless to say he was quickly forgiven!
Cats are crazy,funny and endearing by nature. But the craziest thing my moggy has done is decide to sample the outdoors from a third storey window.....and thankfully not a bone was broken.
Bouncer sounds as thick as you,he must have a couple of dislodged braincells from having his head constantly banged on the headboard as ''gobby'' pumps furiously from behind! haha!
My nan's Jack Russell once found a chocolate digestive, and on another occasion, a half-eaten, maggot-infested, sausage sandwich. On both occasions he carried them all the way home and burried them in the garden!!
But Cleo, the baby of the family, my 14 month old cross breed has a thing for knickers and socks! At night she will just chew the smallest part to make them un usable, and then move on to the next!
We were amazed at where she found them all as she is in our bedroom at night, until I recently woke up to see her sat on top of one laundry basket, and had used her nose to go open the laundry basket next to it and was routing around for her next victim!
Mine do something stupid/irritating/funny/amusing at least once a day. Although in fairness at 3.30 am Monday morning, I was not impressed with the pair of them scrapping on my bed, with me as the "territory" in the middle.
My boy cat (ASBO) is well known in my street for being a little shyster. When he was 6 months old he brought a live partridge through the cat flap. It was twice the size of him!
The other day, when I was at my friend's house, a little cat wandered in through the catflap and jumped on Phil's lap as he was making his way upstairs on the stairlift. It ended up going to bed with Phil and cuddling up to him for a couple of hours, then left as suddenly as it had appeared.