Boy am i tight.

[BockingBob]

I said to the wife last night
" I'm off to the pub, get your coat on"
She said "Oh good am I coming with you "
I said "No I'm turning the fire off".

[jd_here]

Must be a Yorkie or a Scot!

[BockingBob]

yorkshire . e bye gum.

[craft1948]

as a Yorkie I don't understand your comment jd and applaud your originality bob

[devil99]

LOL, funny!!!

[carlton23]

I must be thick, sorry.

[Electrochem]

Pinched from The Royale Family

[BockingBob]

Chill out Electrochem. It doesn't matter where the joke comes from, providing it makes people laugh.( all jokes come from somewhere you should know ).