WTF? The Yellow Brick Road?

squillakid | 21:14 Sun 01st Mar 2009 | ChatterBank

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Reminds me of walking home from the kebab shop in the reef last year with knobby and lippy as we sang ( kinda ) this at the top orv our voiceeees''weeeeeeeeeeeeeee're OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD THE WONDERFULL WIZARD OF OZ!'' I can hear them right now.....
Lardo-''please mr wizard,all ive ever wanted was a girlfriend,but i dont know how to act in front of women,so just give me a years supply of everday liposuction so by the end of the year at least half of my mount everest stomach will be gone!''

Gobby-'' oh please mr wizard make my legs longer im sick and tired of sniffing,minge,testicles and farts all day!
Lippy-''oh mr wizardmplease give me a man thats a lot more hygenic,less drunk and has a shlong bigger then my midgets kidneybean sized weiner and ill give you a BJ,as half of basildon knows......................me names linda,but they dont all call me LIPPY for nothing! arf arf!

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puddicat

Steady!!!

squillakid

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Ive never been steadier!

legendis.god

Reported as abusive

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

squillakid

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abusive? how is this abusive? ive got 3 friends linda,gobby and lardo,that live in hackney and im always making jokes about them and they know about it,so how is this abusive? Im not talking about anyone you know.............AM I? he he he......

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