Embarrassing episodes

[NoMercy]

What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you.

C'mon........'fess up!!!!!!

[NoMercy]

Are you happy single, leg?

I often think it would be nice to meet someone but I have an incredible knack for picking really rotten apples!

[NoMercy]

Oops aniani, did you beat a hasty retreat?

My ample bosom has made an unscheduled appearance in the past!

[Prudentia]

get a bag full. in one hit.

[aniani]

I did, was approached by random strangers in supermarkets for some time afterwards!

[~max~]

I'd been taken along to a fancy "do" in town, invitations only kind of thing. My mate went to greet some people he knew, introduced me, then went off to the loo. I was left trying to make conversation....which I'm not very good at. Got talking to a very stand-offish man in his 40's, and went "So, what do you do?". I was met by embarrassed silence all around...
Not only he was the organiser of the party, but he was something like THE most famous radio man in the country, famous music producer and all....
Well, how was I meant to know??

[NoMercy]

Did he reply with the "Do you know who I am?" chestnut?

[legendis.god]

oops


mercy

im happy


i may be happier with someone

but

i think theyd need to be very special

and very understanding


im told im an arse etc etc


im a mysoginist , lol , little do the fools know.

i love women and their company

but have become accustomed to my own company



ive also been misled by many woomen and treated very shabbily


for no reason




end result



id rtaher be single

and possibly lonely

than be with someone i couldnt or didnt trust and who really didnt love me



i find that when someone turns on you for no reason

it does have a major and lastin effect on you



but such isn life





i guess

[~max~]

No, someone quickly changed the subject while I tried to hide behind my glass of wine...
My mate laughed his ass off the whole night about it though! His fault for inviting a commoner to a fancy do...lol

[legendis.god]

Women


love em



but then .............................................

[NoMercy]

Someone once asked Churchill if he would be taking his wife to a certain conference and he replied, "No! You don't take a sausage roll to a banquet, do you?"

I'm forever raising my glass of wine to my lips and missing my mouth altogether!!!

Leg, you need to have your faith in women/love restored somehow.

[legendis.god]

Daily its proved to be as disappointing as an episode of brookside




� D T H ?

[NoMercy]

You old cynic, Leg!

Do you get the Smuggler out on the Reef?

We get it on the Costa Blanca. It's very rude, bigoted and extremely non-pc.

[pastafreak]

Thats because you spend too much time on here,leggy.lol

the long and short of my embarassing moment was being locked in the windowless staff toilet........It took a lesbian with a knife to get me out of there!

[legendis.god]

no no mercy


i am just me



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[gonzo00]

lol pasta!..i met a lesbian with a knife once and all i got was a nasty scar!

[NoMercy]

Oops pastafreak..........

I think I'd be more scared of the lezza than the knife. lol.

[legendis.god]

pasty

telll her nuffink about me




lol

[NoMercy]

ffs leg, why the enormous gaps?

It's just so wrong..........!!! :-/