Im thinking of marrying a horse.

[hailthechimp]

But its just so i can be in a stable relationship!

[puddicat]

pmsl!!!

[tiggerblue10]

Didn't know chimps could marry!

[hailthechimp]

@tigger,yeah we like to mix it up sometimes with some mix species breeding!
@knobby,so your saying that some of the women here are nightMARES?

[tiggerblue10]

Variety is the spice of life as they say. Good luck with your impending nuptuals. Do you have a gift list?

[tamborine]

and when the vows are taken you'll get a ......nay

[puddicat]

Howsabout a banana and hay gift basket???

[sqad617]

tambo........have you been drinking?

[puddicat]

you grasping at straws here??

[tamborine]

sqad .... you offering ;)

[paddiez]

Got somebody to rein you in then??

[johnalex]

. . . . don't make a foal of yourself

[sqad617]

tambo ...yes...drink, few laughs, anecdotes.........that's it for our first date.
Oh! and by the way, I like your hair and you look very attractive tonight.

[tiggerblue10]

Will you have a (disc) Jockey at the reception?

[The Builder]

.....don't forget to book the ................

........... bridle suite.............

[hailthechimp]

Tigger,he last thing on the gift list is shoes,4 of them!

tamborine,if i get a nay,ill just sweeten her up with a sugar cube!

Howsabout a banana and hay gift basket???
Perfect puddicat! Am i grasping at straws? No but she will as i am the MANE man!

[johnalex]

. . . . and invite the neigh-bours

[puddicat]

will have to rein you in!!!

[hailthechimp]

LOL at all of you,your quite a funny lot,i mean,HOOF would've thought it!