The Musical Director

[chrisrob]

annoyed the oboist couldn't keep time, shot him. Arrested and tried, he was sentenced to the electric chair. When they pulled the switch nothing happened.
"I guess I'm a bad conductor," he agreed.
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Seven days without a pun makes one weak!

[slinkycat]

Well that made me chuckle, as did all your other dreadful puns, keep em coming chris!