Donate SIGN UP

Paddy's Slippers

Avatar Image
McMouse | 18:33 Sat 07th Mar 2009 | Jokes
2 Answers
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, 'Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?' 'No bother,' he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. 'Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both.'
'Fook off you liar!'.
'I'll prove it,' Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, 'Both of them, Paddy?'
'Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?'
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 2 of 2rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by McMouse. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
One of the few jokes I read on here that actually made me laugh!
Steering clear of any of Chrisrob's will increase your chances of a laugh

1 to 2 of 2rss feed

Do you know the answer?

Paddy's Slippers

Answer Question >>

Related Questions