I've held my hand up in here before so... yes I was drunk but all I did was catch my foot in the seat belt getting out of the car and hit the pavement face first. Forgot though to take the leg with me and ended up with the foot facing in the wrong direction!!
Sorry about that. Was browsing thru some other websites. No, I don't do that sort of work over here. Firstly, there's too much competition and secondly, who's got that kinda dosh anyway?
If you told me that I could never again have chocolate or cheese or alcohol or coffee or meat, orsomething along those lines, then I would accept it quite easily.
The only thing I couldn't live without is my two kids.