What are you sending your mum for mothers day???

[luxury]

Hi ABers,

Just looking for a little inspiration for a Mother Day pressie. My mums birthday is also on that weekend aswell as mum and dads anniversary lol

Got the cards....

L. x

[NoMercy]

The trouble is, I'm 32 and she's only just turned 50 (tho she looks a helluva lot younger than that). We are too alike, nick each other's clothes and love each other to bits. But she is just so infuriating sometimes.

[daffy654]

Salla,she is much more than an old cow! Myself and my 6 siblings were all brought up in care,me from 3 months of age.In more recent times she tried to have my grandaughter taken from my daughter by SS for no reason...she also did this to me with my kids many years ago.She has stolen from me,taken out credit in my name,told my fiance I was cheating on him(I wasn't),told my ex where to find me when I had left him due to violence...I could go on but it would fill the whole site.lol

[NoMercy]

Daffy - would you like to borrow a sledgehammer?

[hailthechimp]

What are you sending your mum for mothers day???
Myself! currently my other thinks that i died froma lethal injection as i was on deathrow for 10 years and got a last minute reprieve and the case fell apart as the witnesses admitted they lied,anyway imagine the shock when i jump out from behind a bush wearing a hockey mask with a fake machete in my hand! she'll get the best mothersday present ever!

[cazzz1975]

I will probably buy her some chocs, she is not a fan of mammoth present giving, a sweet treat will be just the ticket!

[NoMercy]

Zac - down boy!!

If I bought my mother a bottle of wine or a scarf or something, she would sulk for at least a month. She's a smashing person all round, but a little materialistic.

[luxury]

oh Daffy, I would have moved a long way away if that was mine.

Zacs.... naughty!!!

sounds fun Hail the Chimp!

cazzz, I think it's going to be chocolates too and.... brandy, a fruit basket (that should cover Anninversary and Mothers day), carrot seeds and a book I bought her that I forgot I had by Pam Ayres..... and I like the idea of some make up (thank you no mercy lol) so Red lipstick and that should cover her birthday....

:) xxx

[ummmm]

My Mum is a 'born again Christian' who puts God before us. I asked her to babysit about 8 years ago but she said she couldn't as she was tidying her bedroom.

I could go on........

[Jan1957]

Unfortunately I'm with daffy. The only thing I would send my Mum is a letterbomb! Well perhaps that's a bit harsh but won't be sending a card. Haven't spoken to her for 6 years.

[luxury]

ummm... I'd definitely buy myself something and enjoy with a smile... chocs, flowers.... a med cruise???? :D x

[NoMercy]

Daffy - could you not put your bother-in-law in the care of the state? If you get her sectioned under section 3 of the mental health act, they are responsible for her and the cost of her upkeep. Thus you would not have to surrender any potential inheritance and would likely be granted power of attorney over her state, automatically.

Ahhh..........revenge is so sweet!!!

[Bbbananas]

Daffy - you are quite right; give her the Anthrax all wrapped up in a red ribbon.

Dotty - I'm so sorry!! Whoops - glad you saw the funny side x