As the economic situation worsens, I've decided for the 1st time in over 20 years as working as a self employed decorator, to advertise in a local up-market magazine.
The problem is, knowing how to word it...any ideas would be most welcome
Well Carrust in this hard time you need some kind of gimmick that will make you stand out from the crowd as loads of folk like yourself will be doing the exact same thing,so how about you advertise yourself as the local nude painter decorator,just put something in the advert about your "massive brush" and you'll get randy lonely houswives prebooking you for years to come!
carrust - thought of one from earlier|( told you i'll be thinking of one this afternnoon) but see you already submitted one to mag - so off to scoff my kfc meal instead !!! Good Luck m8