Whiffey (Gormless) is very much a wind-up merchant. I think he takes very little on CB seriously - even when he pretends he is gonna report Jayne for the naughty stuff.
I am very happy with Mr. C, so No, there is no-one I'd date. (Mind you, at my age I doubt that anyone on here would want me anyway. lol)
Would love us all to meet up for a big party though! If I ever win the lottery, I'll try to arrange a gathering and pay to put us all up in a big hotel somewhere. Now there's a thought for ya!