Can you believe it ?

[cab]

I am a freelance chef and work in different places.
I have been covering a chef that is on holiday this week.
Today I had to go wee and the restaurant doesnt have a staff toilet, very unusual these days, and you have to walk through the restaurant to get to the toilet.
When I got back to my station after much hand washing, I was told I couldnt use the toilet whilst I was working. Doh.
The customers wouldnt like it.
Needless to say I told him to stick his job, and walked out.
Best bit is they were so pleased with my work, I think his wife will give him h@ll as she said to him, Well done Graham .

[Bbbananas]

Would customers prefer you to stand cross-legged & cross-eyed then?! Or stood with your hands between your legs cos somehow that makes you feel as though it's "holding it in"....
Or maybe you should have one of those mooncup devices but externally rather than internally.

Elfin safety & daft policies - don't they make you laugh.

[carrust]

Wish I could do that with some of my customers! You're a brave man in the current economic climate.

[cab]

Hi salla never mind I bet hes biting his tongue off as they now have no chef. Tough !!!!!!!

[mccfluff]

that's just ever so slightly illeagal, maybe your meant to pi1ss int the soup!

[puddicat]

Wait for the phone call cab!!!

[cab]

hi carrust I am a woman, and I have plenty of work in other places, I am lucky I can pick and choose the jobs I want.
People are always going to eat.

[puddicat]

mcfluff you dont want to know what goes on in some kitchens lol!!!

[cab]

Pmsl at mcfluff, I made fishcakes as well this morning, I should have thought of that. LOL.

[cab]

Hey puddi , hell would freeze over as they say, I have a good name in the business and other places ask me back all the time.

[redcrx]

we went to a kids play centre the other week and were going to have food there until mr CRX saw one of the kitchen staff in the loos, he used the urinal and then walked straight out without washing his hands!

[carrust]

Whoops cab, sorry:-(. 1 of my customers is a well known ar$ehole, he's had loads of tradesmen work for him. I've bit my lip on numerous occasions! He doesn't realise that I charge him at least a third over the odds.

[cab]

Thats ok carrust and well done he he,

[mccfluff]

i've worked in a few and yep i've seen a few errrr interesting things things shall we say........

(shaggin in the walk in fridge its too cold surely.......)

[puddicat]

Arrgh mcfuff lol!!!

[cab]

Really mac Ive been working in the wrong places obviously. LOL

[puddicat]

Didnt cool is ardour lol!!!

[mccfluff]

i only wanted milk.......

[bensmum]

Hiya cab!
That's bl00dy ridiculous, isn't there some law or other about supplying loos for staff? Good on you for having the balls to stand up to him
xx

[SK.news.DE]

...don't think cab has any balls...

[cab]

Too right SK LOL

Bensmum an update, I was advised to go to the EHO.
I have just been and they were appalled and will be taking this up with them in the next day or two, I will keep you all posted.
Oooooooooooh need a wee must run LOL. xxx