snooker t-shirts

[buttons]

my work are doing a snooker competition tomorrow and im going to make a couple of t-shirts one for the winner and one for the loser. Can anyone think of any funny slogans i can print on the the t-shirst. Something funny would be ideal. The only problem is to get them mae in time ive got a couple of hours at most to think of something!! Can you lovely answerbankers think of anything for me.

Thanks in advance!
buttons x

[lexie..]

I had the best balls in this game!

[lexie..]

loser................
my balls let me down. :-(

[legendis.god]

pink r brown


youre going down




loool

[carrust]

Winner....I've got plenty of 'cuedos'?

[lexie..]

I made a break and scattered my balls..................
The cheer for my score bounced off the walls.

[carrust]

Loser......My balls were up against the cushion.

[carrust]

Loser. My game is just like my sex life..Don't try playing snooker with a rope.

[lexie..]

Loser..............

I didn't lose, I came second.

[legendis.god]

loser

well at least i didnt come first this time lol

[redcrx]

loser
my balls didnt drop

[Maizy2008]

print - "winners name" has got balls

print - "losers name" has not got balls

[Word-Smith]

Less Pot

More pots

(add a graphic of someone cueing with a spliff, and it might raise a smile or three)

[buttons]

you guys are great, keep them coming!

[lexie..]

There are some good answers here for you buttons. If you pick one of these, will you let us know which one.
And after the tournament tomorrow, let us know what the reaction from the shirts are.

:-)

[~max~]

Winner:

I came first. Again.

Any tips? ..:O(

Loser:

Balls. You drop them or you don't.
Those who don't work for "insert name of company"....

Or

I tried putting my balls in the pockets.
But it hurt.
So I stopped.

[buttons]

Thanks guys, the suggestions were fantastic, I went with:
Winner: I KNOW HOW TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS!
Loser: MY BALLS DIDN'T DROP!

The t-shirts look great