dot.hawkes
Fri 13/03/09
00:18 Lies and more lies knobby, go shag your fat ugly desperate chavvy wife with the bleached straw hair that needs a good cut and style to cover her bald patch, or did you leave her shagging the barman in the hotelbar
OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE HER
YOU CHAVVY GIMP ETC ETC EWTC YOUR WIFES A ETC ETC ETC
The one called Legend could never be banned
He would have nothing to do with his other hand
He likes to chat to men and boys
About butch things and ladies toys
A Scot he tells us that he is
but really he is a woman called Liz
on Friday nights especially
in a dress and knickers all lace and frilly
Man love is not so bad in the reef
If you like your men with beef
But taboo it is still, he's ashamed to say
and calling himself Liz means that he aint gay.
Exciting evening in the offing, legolard has spotted a critical victory on which he will dine out (well dine in actually) for months. Get typing on that keyboard legarse, sod the weather, the sun and sand and sea, you get your priorities right and put the boot in on here!