And when she dies, aged 110, her doctors will say "She would have lived a lot longer had she not ate all that chocolate, so let that be a lesson to us all."
And the government will listen (as they do in all matters that might involve an opportunity to increase taxation) and add 50% tax to every Mars Bar to "help fight obesity".
That's my Aunty Peg - Cadbury's haven't been in touch - what a missed opportunity! But she is having a lovely time with all the interest - says she's gone global now! Bless!