Can you write

[brenda]

a limerick, which has to include a place name

There is a platinum paper star for the best.

Incidentally the gold paper star for the longest serving answerbanker ( a post yonks ago ) goes to---drum roll here --andy-hughes.

andy sorry to be so long with the star , couldn't get the gold to stick to the paper.

So back to the limerick---my feeble effort.---

There was a young girl in Dundee
Who gave all away totally free.
She lived on a barge
And ne'er levied a charge.
Oh ! the lucky young guys in Dundee.


Platinum paper star awaits.!!!!!

[The Builder]

I think I might have done this one before, but, here goes:

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two........

[Stephen_G]

I apologize in advance for this. I have made it up.

A prozzie from just outside Shap ( that's in Cumbria, btw ;-) ),
Spent a night with a wonderful chap,
But, the fella from Stoke ( two place names for the price of one ;-) ),
Gave a cough and a choke,
To the crusty wart on her p1$$flap!!!

[Lore]

The builder - that's too funny!

There once was a guy from Ab
who thought he was rather Fab
his posts were quite few
amounting to two
in fact, he was awfully drab!

[brenda]

Buenchico --am going to have to say yes , yes, YES.!

[Neenee]

there was a young woman from sketty (place in swansea)
who always has sex on the jetty
she often got cold,
if it werent for a tipple
you could always tell
coz the size of her nipple!!

[bimbo123456]

there was a young lady from Crewe
Used too much mascara, it's true
She started to blink
But what do you think
Her eyes stuck together like glue

[Word-Smith]

The was a young lady from Wantage
Of whom the mayor took advantage
The Borough Surveyor
Said "You'll have to pay her,
'Cos you altered the line of her frontage."

[pinktwink]

there was a pretty girl from Ireland
who liked sunbathing in the sand
boy she was so much fun
lying in abikini in the sun

[Word-Smith]

The Answerbank's full of great chatters
Who all enjoy jolly good natters
But thanks to loose talking
And b1tching and squawking
Their reputation's in tatters

:-)

[zig.zag]

pinktwink
that was crap lmao

[zig.zag]

there was a young man on the reef
who always bartered the grief

til rabbit came along
and jumped on him strong
and he thought(gawd what a relief) lmao

[Word-Smith]

Ernie from Erith arouses
The passions in other mens' spouses
It seems that the reason
They find him so pleasing's
That lump in the front of his trousers