puddicat:
Look at what you've started !! You should be ashamed of yourself !!! You must have known that nobody would be able to resist looking at this thread wondering if anyone was going to admit to being a perv !!
Of course, personally, It's only the varicose veins that stop me from baring all !! Well.......THAT, and the fact that I've got a very wee w*lly, bigger t*ts than Jordan(which, for a bloke ain't anything to shout about !), legs which might look better on a snooker table, a six pack more like a beer barrel, and a suave expression somewhat akin to a severe attack of trapped wind !!
Apart from that, the fair sex could hardly resist my alluring birthday suit as it wafted along in their direction like a crumpled prune looking for a thrill ! Rrrrrrraaaarrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!