Story...boring...many years ago.
Mate of mine had been chatting up this nurse for weeks and was getting nowhere and in desperation, he had booked a table for two at the George Hotel in a village west of Sheffield....can't remember it's name. He was on duty, but i said that I would stand in for him, but a couple of hours later, he phoned and said that he had run out of petrol on the way back and could i help him out.
I jumped into my car and met him way out in the country and told him to take my car and get a can of petrol whilst I kept her company as it was dark
Yes......we hopped into the back of the car and intimacy took place.
He arrived back with the petrol and we both went our separate ways.
When he arrived back in the mess, I asked
"How did you get on?"
He replied "No way, she is one of those women who wants the ring on her finger before sex"
My head went into my book.......embarrassed.