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legendis.god | 17:39 Thu 19th Mar 2009 | ChatterBank
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Readin on cb it appears the mothers of the uk are rauising a new breed of sons.

Thta appear to be nice but dim , expose arse cheeks and are unable to open a bean tin or cook a pot noodle without instructional video and a list !!!!


Are we to say bless them or are we to say

mothers stop coddling these dimwits and start making men of the lilly livered twaazzzocks?


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interesting question that, leggy,
I seem to remember, not so long ago that a man of the world did not even know what type of wine to get for a horny occasion,

Hmmm t/pot kettle,
d t h ?
My kids can cook. My 10 year old will make scrambled eggs for breakfast, he can also manage sausage and bacon. Once he even cooked us carbonara. He also preps the veg for dinner.

Guess what? I even let him out the house....!!!

Maybe the particular breed you describe just take after their fathers....?
good lord UMMMM arn't you frightened that somebody will nick him ?
I have a son, 26 & two stepsons, 27 & 25. They can all cook & clean up after themselves - admittedly they were lazy filthy little @rses when they were teenagers & young men, but as soon as they got their own places they turned into bl00dy wonderwoman...
leggy....bottom line?

Badly behaved, indulged, all get about 20 GSE's. 15 A levels. all go to Universities that used to be Poly's, go for jobs with badly written CVs and many have difficulty reading or writing.

Many spend time at University getting plastered and drop out early taking up a place a more deserving student might take.

Most go on this bl00dy stupid "gap year" that serves very little function.

Many are named Wayne or Tracey etc, the girls with studs in every part of their anatomy.

Not entirely due to their mothers....fathers just as bad.

See on TV a teenager charged with rape or murder and within 2days you will see a mother on TV saying how she knew her son and he couldn't believe he commited the crime.

OK....some replies mothers.
Salla i can't believe you got away with that last line.
Why do you say that Logic?

I just don't want to bring up boys that can't cross the road without holding my hand so I have given them freedom. Not as much as I had mind.

Anyway....if someone nicked him they'd soon bring him back believe me....
Well, I may be unusual or just blowing my own trumpet I don't know, but hand on heart (all) my kids are great & I am extrmely proud of them. Funny, caring, loving, well-adjusted despite everything, hard-working.... shall I go on?!!

Like I said - when they moved out & had to survive on their own, they knew how to & they're surviving bleedin' well.

do you work for a living legend?my 'dim witted son happens to work at strathclyde uni as a science technician,he's only 21,out working from 8 a.m. til 6.30p.m.
he also goes to judo,karate,football,nightblubs and women
in return for what he does for me i let him drive my invalidity car as he also does the shopping,i am in a wheelchair,and i know a young guy like that should'nt have to put up with me,but we know where his loyalty lies.
Hi Daniel Spaniel xxxxxxxxxx- (p.s. did you remember it's mother's day this sunday) xxxxxxxxxxxx
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lol hi ummmm


knobbys gone

and the rabbs squad are next lol



im starting to relax




oooooh la la alalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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nightblubs?????





do you give him a hanky???



an should he be driving a mobility car at just 21?


risky id say




lol
Hi Leggy :-)

Sounds like a great lad Slinky.....

Just to make a fool of me my son has just gone out and made a salad cream sandwich...!!! lol
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lol
slinky who are these women he goes to?????





oen thing


i thought there were restrictions on under 25 driving a motability car?


has that changed now?
you can drive a mobility car when you are 18,you are allowed 2 drivers,A N D---the milage is now up to 20,000 a year,my son is very handsome he has no problems with girls,were you wanting to learn how to pull a female?????
LOOK.......I posted a provocative topic for a bit of fun and everything has gone "t1ts up"

What about MY post?
Sorry legend mothers raising daughters should come into the equation also, there is some young ladees out there that are just the same as the boys!!!

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