Heres some jokes to bring a smile to all your faces..............................

[hailthechimp]

This is not directed at anyone in particular and i will be doing some "thin" jokes to balance it.

steves so fat, he shows up on radar.

steves so fat, he leaves footprints in solid concrete!

steves so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."


steves so fat, he has his own area code.

steves so fat NASA orbits satellites around him.

steves so fat he has to wake up in sections.

steve has so many double chins he looks like he is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.( my favourite)


steves so fat, when he broke his leg, gravy poured out!

steves so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.

steves so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power tenerefe for a month!

steve and gobbos in the pub, steve says, "Your round."
gobbo replys "So are you, you fat pig!"

gobbos so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.

They're so fat they were baptized at Sea World.

gobbos so fat, they had they're baby pictures taken by satellite.

gobbos so fat, people jog around him for exercise.



gobbos so fat that his belly button makes an echo

gobbos so fat his cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

gobbos so fat, on Halloween he says "Trick or Meatloaf!"

gobbos so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to his GOOD side. LOL! Have a super friday everyone and lets all get drunk and enjoy ourselves tonight as lifes to short Not to have fun,leg and knobby id appreciate if you did'nt ATTEMPT to abuse me or other users for one day.

[hailthechimp]

craft1948
Fri 20/03/09
12:55 chimp do you not think you are going a bit over the top here. I know you don't like leggy but to be so vicious about people who've done nothing to you is not very nice...

Craft, for someone to come on to a thread and Post "reported and creep" is not exactly an innocent person are they? In a warzone throwing a stone at either side would still be seen as an act of aggression as was pastas pointless dig at me. I really have'nt got a bad word to say to anyone,its just the internet,its not real and im just having a laugh craft!

[craft1948]

ok chimp - I just prefer it when you are being funny.....

[legendis.god]

farty hes been on before and was banned as an excessively abusive poster


his posts and name were deleted

hes crept back in like a fart under the door


hes now shown his true colours

hes scum

and he cant hide it


a disgusting piece of vermin



and has e posted thi s gorgeous piccy yet of the ladies man?

lol



arseh0le

[christine847]

reported

[hailthechimp]

Leg,your still adimpled chin puffy faced gasbag so go and choke down some pies or if you cant afford it,you could make a mint at playing "john candys" lookalike Uncle buck? more like uncle who gives a fuuu......you get the message!LOL

[legendis.god]

lol



doc


hes my pet


he has lots of lady friends and isnt online all the time

well except for all last nite and most of today


lol






palm of his hairy hand






ooooh



oooh


oooh


la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa





i am








the messsssssssssssssssssssssssiahhhhhhhhhh

[hailthechimp]

Hairy palms amongst other hairy bodyparts is what you love from those bronzed spanish lifeguards eh leg? LOL!

[legendis.god]

lol












mop

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[NoMercy]

I cannot even begin to convey how foolish I feel about suggesting that people on here reserve judgement until they know you better, in your thread yesterday. You have been unnecessarily insulting. I've obviously missed posts from you in the past as I do not take much notice of what goes on between others.

You certainly won't gain many allies on here after this.

[trimmed-bush]

daniella you are short wear glasses and a bit tubby right? I remember a picture on facebook. you and leg would make a wonderful couple. do you like obhese greecy wasters daniela?

[legendis.god]

bush hunter



wheres daniela???




are you drinkin meths again ???


loooooooooooooser