I was just musing. Assuming that your missus was 16 stone, heavily tattoed with butterflies and I LUV U and if you had to turn her over to get the sardine even anywhere near the harbour, wouldn't you seek solace somewhere else?
A follow-on from this is that the barman must have had a huge todger and been very drunk or blindfolded.
dot.hawkes
Fri 13/03/09
00:18 Lies and more lies knobby, go shag your fat ugly desperate chavvy wife with the bleached straw hair that needs a good cut and style to cover her bald patch, or did you leave her shagging the barman in the hotelbar