anyone up for?

[Sgt.Rock]

A really exciting night, silly fancy dress, drink some fizzy lager til we get red faces and double chins, then to finish off the night with a bang we can bury a sardine. Can it get any better?

[FlyingFlump]

Unlike whiffy who never shows his face in the street


I have a good job



I have a lotus





I have A levels





I have loads of friends














IN YOUR HEAD

[Gormless]

I would sort out the sardine dipper first.

[Sgt.Rock]

Think I may have seen that before, not sure, obviously from another fan of yours.

Wouldn't take you on blobby, no good for your blood pressure and a total mismatch up against a fit specimen such as me.

[FlyingFlump]

fit specimen such as me.




The only body Medical Research rejected

[Sgt.Rock]

Flump - Isn't that a word for a fat person, not another one!!

[FlyingFlump]

You will never have any fat living off the streets and sat in the Sally hostel in front of there computer





Get some more medals off ebay and look like a real hero

[Sgt.Rock]

I have a commendation from Her Majesty already thanks Fatboy. You have one from McDonalds?

You obviously failed you English GCSE. Time to go back to school?

[FlyingFlump]

You mean accommodation at the Sally Army Hostel


You will say that you have a Lotus next


A levels ?





A job




Many friends ?






Well liked ?





I think NOT

[Sgt.Rock]

All of those except the Lotus Fatflump. So no takers? burying a sardine obviously isn't as much fun as I have been led to believe.

[FlyingFlump]

Is it ok to post this sgt

dot.hawkes
Fri 13/03/09
00:18 Lies and more lies knobby, go shag your fat ugly desperate chavvy wife with the bleached straw hair that needs a good cut and style to cover her bald patch, or did you leave her shagging the barman in the hotelbar

[FlyingFlump]

Terrible, Disgusting, Shocking , I bet the ed bans this person for life

[Sgt.Rock]

Absloutely not Flumpy. Is it OK for knobby to wish death on this woman's grandchildren and also post homophones for filthy language?

[FlyingFlump]

Never seen that have you a link or did you hear about it in the Sally Army canteen

[Sgt.Rock]

Sally Army wasn't remotely funny the first time. Change the record Fatboy.

[ParkChoi]

Sgt. how come knobby is not posting his mantra here? every thread has it posted. please tell him it's essential and he should hurry and add it.

[FlyingFlump]

Sgt , fatboy


You are funny at times




Must be sat in the hostel that does it ?






Bet you are a right one with the bints ?

[legendaire]

Lol good reading today


Guess whos skin ive got under then ?

[hailthechimp]

anyone up for?
A really exciting night, silly fancy dress, drink some fizzy lager til we get red faces and double chins, then to finish off the night with a bang we can bury a sardine. Can it get any better?


P M S L! You deserve a medal for one of the best posts ever put up here,personally if we ever meet,then the pints are on me all night!